::: Wednesday, December 31, 2003:::
My New year's resolution....You wanna hear them..
1)Do some things.
2)Get some things.
3)Give some things.
4)Show some things.
5)Do a tell-a-story at the library for the kids.
6)Upgrade.
7)Move on.
8)Improvise.
9)Bangkok.
10)A pink G.
okae i think that's all...i'll stop there.
Just wishing all of you to wish for better new year's resolution and a happy new year.
Goodbye 2003 and welcome 2004.Here comes my license...
...GrooVed!
posted by kins Mena
::: Tuesday, December 30, 2003:::
hahaha...jokes of today!!!..hahaha...all just made up..some are very lame actually most...
1)What hotel likes to riot?
Ans:Marriot Hotel.
2)What animals can talk?
Ans:All animals can't talk.
3)What studio always say thank you?
Ans:Tangs Studio.
4)What ice catches people?
Ans:Pol-ice.
5)What bus doesn't move?
Ans:Bus stop.
6)What tortoise run?
Ans:Tortoises don't run.
7)Who's always at the top?
Ans:Topman.
8)Which fruit can be worn?
Ans:Mango.
9)What's seven and have an extra 6 alphabet?
Ans:7-11.
10)mat apa pakai telephone?
Ans:Martell.
11)What telephone can sing?
Ans:Singtel.
12)What park plays music?
Ans:Linkin Park.
13)What kind of sadness goes to court?
Ans:Sad case.
14)How do you kill a purple elephant?(You can only kill it using a purple elephant gun)
Ans:Shoot it using the purple elephant gun.
15)How do you kill a blue elephant?(You can only kill it using a purple elephant gun and only if its purple.)
Ans:Strangle the blue elephant until it turns purple,and then shoot it with the purple elephant gun.
16)What tank goes hooba hooba?
Ans:Hoobastank.
17)What ex-president has a dam?
Ans:Sad-dam.
18)What's the lowest alphabet?
Ans:J-lo.
There's more lame jokes but i just can't remember all...haha...wad a stoopid day...haha....
...GrooVed!
posted by kins Mena
::: Sunday, December 28, 2003:::
Why have a real relationship when you can fall for a stranger?...
Why have a real relationship when you can fall for a stranger?How do you know he/she is the one?How do you know he/she is the perfect match for you?How do you separate crushes and true love?Just like in the movie Serendipity which means 'lucky accident' or meeting something interesting or valuable by chance.John Cusack and Kate Beckinsale starred in the movie.Two people(John and Kate) having their own relationship bumps into each other and rely on fate to bring them back together again.
So now...do we have to wait for fate or go for every opportunity that comes.Try a relationship whenever you get a crush or still wait for true love?Does true love exist? No one really knows huh..How do you know your meant to be with each other?How do you know he/she is always telling the truth?How are you sure he/she will never dump you for someone else?Is he/she true to you?Or is he/she just attracted to you by your physical appearance only?That's how relationship alway starts right...You are always attracted to someone attractive..In a world where no one is most attractive, how can you be so sure that you won't stray from him/her?Think about this...always be prepared when your getting into a relationship..that's why the best way is to be friends first and from there get to know him/her and.................now its your choice.
...GrooVed!
posted by kins Mena
::: Friday, December 26, 2003:::
This is in Versaille, France.
...GrooVed!
posted by kins Mena
What do you think of armed sky marshals on Singapore-Australia flights?
1)Makes me feel safer from terrorists
2)Wish they were on all flights to and from Singapore
3)I don't mind but do they have to carry guns?
4)Not sure
Everyone should choose none of the above.Why?Because it's just crazy.Why do we need it.Its already like a military airfield with the armed marshals walking around carrying their guns in Changi Airport,now they(government) want armed sky marshals to guard passengers on some flights between Australia and Singapore.Everyone's treated like a bigshot.I understand it for safety reasons but its a bit to ridiculous.Alright, better be safe than sorry you say.Why not make it compulsary for all airlines entering Singapore to employ at least two "air police".They can wear their uniform or act as civilians and their job is to protect the passengers.That'll be better right?Or is it worse....what's your say?
...GrooVed!
posted by kins Mena
::: Wednesday, December 17, 2003:::
Here is a very Dumb Blonde Joke...
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Blue eyes, blonde, the works.
"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license?"
"What's a license???" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.
"It's usually in your wallet," replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it. "Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop.
"Registration..... what's that....?" asked the blonde.
"It's usually in your glove compartment." said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration.
"I'll be back in a minute." said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher came back, "Ummm... is this woman driving a red sports car?"
"Yes." replied the officer
"Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher
"Uh... yes." replied the cop.
"Here's what you do." said the dispatcher. "Give her the stuff back, and drop your pants."
"What!!? I can't do that. Its... inappropriate." exclaimed the cop.
"Trust me. Just do it." said the dispatcher.
So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said.
The blonde looks down and sighs..... "Ohh no... not another breathalyzer......"
...GrooVed!
posted by kins Mena
::: Thursday, December 11, 2003:::
This is something funny..read on...
An elderly gentleman of 85 feared his wife was getting hard of hearing.
So one day he called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked. The Doctor made an appointment for a hearing test in two weeks, and meanwhile there's a simple informal test the husband could do to give the doctor some idea of the state of her problem.
'Here's what you do," said the doctor, "start out about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he's in the living room. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for supper?" No response.
So the husband moved to the other end of the room, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for supper?" Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for supper?" Again he gets no response.
So he walks up to> the kitchen door, only 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?" Again there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for supper?"
(I just love this!)
"Damn it Earl, for the fifth time, CHICKEN!"
...GrooVed!
posted by kins Mena
::: Thursday, December 04, 2003:::
Tupac is alive.Yes you read it right.Tupac "Makaveli" Shakur is alive.But he is still in hiding.Do you believe me?Hmm..I'll tell you what really happened the night he was shot.After leaving the Tyson fight on Saturday September 7, 1996, Tupac was alledgedly shot 5 times. He lived through the shooting and was taken to a nearby hospital. He was pronounced dead on Friday September 13, 1996.
Friday the 13th is a very suspicious day.
Pictures of him in hospital were never released.
He had a few songs on videos about his death,how he'd liked his funeral to be like and his reincarnation as makaveli.Interestingly,he died in his last video released under the name "2pac".His new video "Toss It Up" from the new album was released under the name "Makaveli".The second video to be released by the name Makaveli is "To Live and Die in L.A." But how could they shoot the second video when he is "dead". Was the video really shot 4 months before his death, back in August of '96?
In December '96, Tupac's new album went platinum. In interviews prior to the shooting, Tupac talked about how he wanted to stop rapping and being a gangsta and get out of the limelight. What is the only way Tupac could completly escape the media spotlight ??? (Answer: if the public thought he was dead.)His funeral was called off due to unknown reasons and Tupac always wore a bulletproof vest, no matter where he went. Why did he remove it at a very public event like a Tyson fight?
He was supposed to be buried but they cremated him.When did they start cremating someone the day after death in a murder case.
Tupac read books written by Machiaveli,a 16th century philosopher who advocated the staging of one's death in order to evade one's enemies and gain power, while he was in prison.Some say that Tupac modified the Machiavelli name because if you rearrange the letters, they spell, "Am Alive," or, "I Am Alive."Tupac also seems to like the number 7 a lot.He was shot on September 7th and"died" the 13th. Hence the title The 7 Day Theory.Tupac officially died at 4:03 PM. 4+3 = 7 Also he "died" at an age of 25 years. 2+5 = 7. It seems as if seven is Tupac's number.There is nothing in the new album that says TUPAC RIP 1971-1996. Wouldn't it make sense to include something like that in the first album after his "death"? The only thing mentioned is "EXIT TUPAC ENTER MAKAVELI".
How could he be the only one in the car who got shot when the other two in the car never got shot at all.The vehicle got shot 12 times and 5 hit Tupac...the rest-didnt hit the other two...wow!
Click here to see the pic after the The New York City Shooting '94
He must be somewhere in the middle east hanging out with the other "big name guys" like Saddam Hussein,Osama Bin Laden and Italian Mafia Bernardo Provenzano who has been on the run for at least 30 years.Well he will be back exactly 7 years after his "death"..that will be my wish.
...GrooVed!
posted by kins Mena
::: Wednesday, December 03, 2003:::
People who stay in the entertainment business too long, especially who began as children, should have some kind of awareness that they should retire after they achieve their financial and personal objectives. It is well documented the difficulties that plague child stars in adjusting to their lives as adults.
Michael Jackson not only began performing at the age of 5, but has carried an enormous burden in his life which he has not had the ability to recognize because he is too preoccupied and distracted with people who won't leave him alone. He has thrived on attention all of his life like an addict on heroin.It is not possible for a big star,an animal lover,and especially a children lover to rape a child.
The burden I'm referring to is the fact Michael Jackson has been unable to develop any healthy relationships in his life, outside of his family, choosing to escape with his fame and money instead. This huge burden is what has caused him to make so many poor decisions in his life and to live a life destined for eventual failure. Michael Jackson needed a REAL relationship with someone very badly and to get out of the entertainment business back in 1992 after criminal charges were filed against him.
There should be a rule in our society of some sort that child stars need to retire after achieving their financial goals and objectives to not stay in the limelight all of their lives otherwise they are doomed to failure. If they take long breaks, like Donny Osmond did for a while, and then come back in another form, that can work. But to continue to perform under the same capacity for all those years simply isn't healthy. People forget who they are because they are too busy entertaining people.
What is happening to Michael Jackson today is very tragic and our culture is part of the problem. I believe these last accusations are false -- I simply refuse to believe Michael Jackson would practically rape a boy who had leukemia. He paid the boy's medical bills. The boy asked to meet him. I believe Michael is innocent and that the mother, out of insecurity for her allowing her son to be in the MJ television documentary, wanted charges filed to divert her and her husband's failures as parents. The father pleaded "no contest" to child neglect and for abusing his wife. They are in the middle of a divorce. Case closed as far as I'm concerned.
...GrooVed!
posted by kins Mena
